Brother's friend: Oh, I brought my lacrosse grip tape.
Me: It's purple.
Brother's friend: Yeah, it's my school color.
Me: Oh. I knew that your school was gay.
Uncle: Wait what, purple as your school color!?
Brother's friend: Uh.. Yeah. Purple, black and white.
Uncle: Does your school have like.. a rainbow flag in front of your school or something?
Me and my brother: LKAFSJAKSL23598723LOLOLOL
Brother's friend: Actually, yeah, it has a peace sign on it too.
Me: ASLKFJLAKSJF LOL You are making this much worse for yourself you know that?